Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Why do so many parents suck?

I have learned why so many parents have approached my wife and I and congratulated us on our older son's behavior. They are pathetic weaklings who do not exercise control over their hellspawn with any confidence or force. They demonstrate no leadership, no wisdom, and get sucked into shouting matches with four-year-olds... and, inexplicably, on the same level.

"You're drinking my drink. Gimme! I'll call daddy and he'll get onto you."

Seriously? That's how an adult handles this now? "Gimme or I'll tattle?" That's disgusting. Childish and disgusting.

I take solace in the prediction that my kids will utterly destroy these ill-raised demonic creatures in the competitive marketplaces of the future.

Values matter.

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